Smashing pots

Had such a funny dream last night, still had a smile on my face when I awoke😂😂😂

I was somewhere together with my family mummy, daddy, auntie lelia Rossi and my cousins Dani and Toni (likely somewhere in a holiday place). My cousins were depressed, and, in an attempt to cheer them up, I gave them lots of hugs and then looked for funny videos on YouTube. I was able to find some hilarious clips of pots and other earthenware smashing, which were actually scenes from a Bulgarian cartoon, a bit like cartoon of The 3 fools, an old Bulgarian comedy cartoon. 

Now usually, pots and ceramics smashing Isn't all that funny, but the way this was being depicted in the scenes was downright hilarious. The funniest scene was of two simply drawn but funny looking characters: one was dragging some pots and ceramics all tied up behind him, which suddenly went BANG BANG! And shot out behind him like torpedoes, while his companion looked on with a comical face.  As we all know, emotions on dreams are exaggerated quite a bit, and it had the desired effect on my cousins and I, we couldn't stop laughing, which followed me into the waking world as I woke up giggling. 

This was the funniest dream I'd had in a long while, and even better, I was able to remember the hilarious facial expression and even draw it:

Trousers thief weirdo

 The venue I was in was very similar to a small corner shop, with shelves and a freezer which I was standing next to. For some reason which only seems to make sense in dreams, I wasnt wearing my trousers, but holding them in my hands! Suddenly, a man in the shop came up to me and asked me to give him my trousers, and even tried reaching for them! Seriously What the Bubapepian. So, thinking he was some poor confused man, I thought he actually wanted an ice cream from the freezer instead, so I reached down and got him one, saying, 'Here dude, have this instead!'

If it wasnt weird enough already, here is where it gets even weirder. Suddenly the man grabbed hold of my trousers in my hand and was pulling them! So I held on and pulled back really hard. I was strong, but so was he. I even screamed like i was being attacked to get him to leave me alone and there were people just standing around watching. Nobody tried to help me, everyone was too busy gawking and filming the whole debacle on their phones. Bubapepian bystander effect. In the end I decided: I cant beat this nutter unless I do something. So I got out a little pair of scissors, and begun cutting the bottom of one of the trousers legs which he was holding (which is impossible in real life, unless I can stretch me arm that far, which I can't). I had cut off a small piece and pulled back really hard, and he let go off my trousers and was left with just a small patch of my trousers that I had cut off. WEIRD.

Stretch and the new girl

I was watching the Casper epie, "Intensive Scare" where mrs Banshee makes Stretch cry. 

For some reason only small part were shown, or the episode wasnt working properly so i felt annoyed at not being able to see it. Then i decided to watch it again thinking it would work properly. 

This time, the episode had changed completely, and it was about Stretch in high school, and he was in love with one of his school mates. Interesting, i thought, this is probably an episode where he finally gets a girlfriend. It turned out however, that this girl didnt really love him and was planning to do something mean, which was planting drugs in his locker, so he gets expelled. How evil! I cant stand it, i have to do something to help poor Stretch 🙁 Now here is the crazy part. I suddenly got inside the cartoon, and was a cartoon high school girl. Enter Rosechan, the chinchilla 😃

In the scene, Stretch had been caught and was gonna be sent home and was looking very sad, and the girl he was in love with (lets call her Violet), was sitting smugly at a table and for some reason her mom had come. Then i said to her mom:

 "Mrs Monet, your daughter is lying to you, and she takes drugs," i said.

 "What? How dare you accuse my daughter of something so malicious!?" her mother asked her shocked.

 "Just look at this then," i said, picking up some leaves from a bowl, which were supposed to be drugs.

 "Whats all this, Violet?" her mother asked, shocked.

 "How can you believe this...this... hey, who the hell are you, anyway?" Violet said doubtfully.

"The new girl." I said, then went over to her, grabbed her and shook her.

"Confess, why dont you? i know you did it!" i yelled.

"Whata re you on about? let me go!!" she cried. Her mother tried to stop me and a few teachers came in. Then, i grabbed hold of her head and made as if to twist it off. Stretch stared wide eyed and wide mouthed. I was so mad. Now i dont normally believe in violence, but sometimes theres no other alternative. At least, in dreams. Well, it worked a charm.

"Ok ok!! I confess i take drugs!"

"And what else?"

"I planted the drugs in Stretch's locker!" At that point all teachers and students had appeared, and Stretch was shocked.

"Why??How could you do such a thing?"

"Because you're so naive!" she choked out, still in my hold.

"But why? Don't you love me?" Stretch asked, nearly crying.

"No, i dont love you, Stretch, and i never have!"

 

At that point the teachers got me off her and she managed to catch her breath. So here is what happened: Stretch was saved, Violet was expelled, i shouldve been too for being violent (or at least gone back to my world), but i stayed on too and was the new student. And Stretch was no longer thinking of Violet but me, and in short time, i became his girl and we were together.

"Willow"

 

Since I've not been having very pleasant dreams lately, I decided to write about one nice dream I have had this year. Ok, so it wasnt recently, but nevertheless it will be a nice change from the gloomy dreams I have been posting.

Sometime in December, i had the most amazing dream, and that's surprising, considering I stayed up late the previous night, watching that awful movie "Silent Hill", which I expected would give me frightmares all night. So what i actually ended up dreaming about was a pleasant surprise.

 My brother and I were in a strange place, which was either supposed to be a village in medieval England, or a fictional magic village like in the movie "Willow", one of my favourite child hood movies which I watched as a child in Bulgaria.

 We had just arrived and were joined by a character who looked a lot like Willow (actually, he was the same actor, Warwick Davis). But he wasn't Willow. He was nice to us and had to take us somewhere in his village, but the people of the village were not as nice and kept on wanting to scare/ torture us. As soon as we stepped into the village they let the pigs out to attack the 3 of us, and other horrible creatures too.

 The story was, the willow look-alike could do magic and was something of an outcast. Later on, he was teaching me magic and we liked each other very much. Then, I had to leave the village and when I got back I went to look for him and found him imprisoned by the evil King who had taken over this village. He was dead because he had broken his leg(or maybe just in a coma), so i decided to help him using the magic he had taught me to bring him back to life. 

I had also made a love spell for some people to fall in love. He came back to life and told me he had waited for me for a long time to return, which really moved me. Then he told me that I couldn't use magic to make people fall in love, as love is supposed to be free and cannot be controlled, not even by magic. He was in love with me, and it was mutual. The dream was coming to an end, but I could tell we were going to be together forever. Then i woke up. Damn.

 This is by far one of the best dreams I've had. Also, i have just realised that Warwick Davis is one of my favourite actors. Thats what my dreams seem to do, they make me realise my wishes and desires, in particular favourite characters and actors, which i wouldnt have acknowledged before.

 It could also be a base for a fanfic. But, I did have a lot of thinking to do, like what his name should be and who he should be. He was a Willow look-alike, so maybe he could be Willow's brother, who was separated from Willow at birth. I couldnt very well make him be Willow, as first of all Willow is happily married with children and i don't believe in stealing people's partners, even if theyre fictional; secondly, no where in my dream is it mentioned that this character is Willow (which is a relief), and finally, Im scared of copyright and to be honest, it is a lot more fun to make up your own character. Its easier for me to do that as I don't like changing an original character as they were made the way they are by their creators, and with a new character i can make them exactly the way i want them to be, i am free to chose.

 

Feb 28, 2009

"15 Hours" aka "Zombie Tourists"

 I was together with my parents and characters from Neighbours and Home and Away, and we were in this strange building, a bit like a shelter. It was a bit like in one of those disaster movies where people all hide out together. 

We were all hiding from zombies, who were going to arrive any minute and we were supposed to fight them off with these long plastic/metal vaults. The problem was we had to wait for something so horrible for a while. Suddenly, this whole groups of zombies appeared (except they didnt even look scary, just like normal people) and my mother and some of the others launched into an attack against them. I was really scared and hoped everything would be ok. Strangely enough, my father said there was nothing to be afraid of and it would be over soon, in "15 hours."

Then i decided i should go out there and try to help, if not take matters into my own hands and eliminate the zombies. When i went outside i found that the shelter had turned into an airport and there was a group of people fighting. 

Fighting was easier said than done because at the bottom there were 2 groups of people and they looked exactly the same, and they were all tourists, so i had no way of telling the people apart from the zombies. I also seemed to have this weird ability to climb walls and stay on the ceiling, like an insect or a lizard!

I thought, this way the zombies wont get me. Unfortunately I could only stay on the wall for a few seconds and then i would drop straight down. The then zombie group suddenly turned around and saw me, and when i had fallen they rushed to me and caught me and were holding me down on the floor and were discussing what to do with me, whether to eat me or poke me with forks 🙁 They were English and American middle aged/old zombie tourists. I was horrified and could almost feel their teeth on me. 

I decided to try and get out of this horrifying scene, or at least change it using my imagination (no other option was available.) So i decided to imagine another scene by closing my eyes tightly and opening them again. It didnt work, i was still in the same place and could hear their horrible voices and feel their teeth/forks on my flesh 🙁 It worked on my 3rd try. It was still the shelter scene, except this time it was before I had decided to rush out, almost like I had rewound a film. I decided to run away and ran into something which turned out to be a dead end. then I saw a man coming towards me-a zombie, and I had no chance of escaping. This scene wasnt much better but at least there was only one of them.

Then somehow I woke up (in my dream, not in real life) and was glad it had all been a dream. I wanted to tell my bro about it, and funnily enough he didnt seem interested at all. He was more interested in playing with this model airplane he had gotten a few months ago. As soon as i saw it, i knew who it was from: the zombies o_0 IT HADNT BEEN A DREAM. Then I told him it was his fault the zombies were back, because when he had gotten the model plane he had written to thank them and ask where they had got it from, which had somehow made them come back to haunt us