Trousers thief weirdo

 The venue I was in was very similar to a small corner shop, with shelves and a freezer which I was standing next to. For some reason which only seems to make sense in dreams, I wasnt wearing my trousers, but holding them in my hands! Suddenly, a man in the shop came up to me and asked me to give him my trousers, and even tried reaching for them! Seriously What the Bubapepian. So, thinking he was some poor confused man, I thought he actually wanted an ice cream from the freezer instead, so I reached down and got him one, saying, 'Here dude, have this instead!'

If it wasnt weird enough already, here is where it gets even weirder. Suddenly the man grabbed hold of my trousers in my hand and was pulling them! So I held on and pulled back really hard. I was strong, but so was he. I even screamed like i was being attacked to get him to leave me alone and there were people just standing around watching. Nobody tried to help me, everyone was too busy gawking and filming the whole debacle on their phones. Bubapepian bystander effect. In the end I decided: I cant beat this nutter unless I do something. So I got out a little pair of scissors, and begun cutting the bottom of one of the trousers legs which he was holding (which is impossible in real life, unless I can stretch me arm that far, which I can't). I had cut off a small piece and pulled back really hard, and he let go off my trousers and was left with just a small patch of my trousers that I had cut off. WEIRD.