Well I just remembered a dream I had in march 2016.

I was at a convention,with loads of people (maybe it was a science convention,who knows?) Anyway, I wasn't there just for fun as I usually am at conventions, but I was on a mission. I was supposed to protect a gentleman, be something like an undercover body guard to him.

Anyway I was chatting to said gentleman,  when suddenly somebody sneakily appeared and stole something from him and ran out of the hall.  I couldn't tell what it was, but I was immediately on guard and ran after him. It was crowded, so not really the perfect condition to be chasing a thief.

I chased him into the car park and we were near his car. I had to stop then, exhausted, and for some reason he stopped too instead of getting into his car. He actually gave me back what he stole (or rather, threw it at me) before getting into the car. Either he felt sorry for me or realised I wouldn't give up the chase. I looked at the thing he had stolen from the gentleman - it was a bag of seeds/herbs. Wtf.

Meaning: I knew immediately who the characters in the dream are. The gentleman I was protecting is Birkin. The thief symbolises Umbrella, or maybe even Annette dressed as Hunk.

Oh and as for the seeds- that probably has to do with my flower Birkin creations I came up with yesterday. Birkin seeds. 

Alph Art

I recently remembered a dream I had almost 10 years ago now. Me, my family, friends and Tintin and his friends, had all been caught by Rastapopolous and about to be turned into statues, which is the same storyline as the final, uncompleted Tintin book, Tintin and Alph Art. We were all waiting in horror in a room, where we were all seated, which would slowly heat up...

 I don't exactly remember when I dreamed this, but I have a few possibilities: either, this was before I became pregnant, during my pregnancy or even before then, when I had returned from China in 2007, after I'd found out that such a book existed....

Illiop in the city

One of my most recent, memorable dreams, which stirred up a mix of emotions in me: happiness, excitement, worry, regret. I was in the a town in the real world (at the same time, not a real town but a mix of a few real towns), and all of a sudden I met Grubby! Then we walked together to this building (it may have been something like a city hall) and Grubby went ahead but I stayed. Then Teddy Ruxpin came out of the building, wearing a hoodie (it made him look like Burl even more).

He told me he had the hoodie on to not draw attention to himself (probably because he's in the real world and wanted to camouflage himself to avoid danger) and he walked on ahead (Grubby didn't know that Teddy was walking behind him, it was a bit of a distance)

So I watched Teddy walk ahead full of awe at having met two of my favourite characters. But then, a little strange monster came out of the same building as Teddy, (it was supposed to be a M.A.V.O monster who had followed him to the 'real' world, but it didn't look like it came from M.A.V.O, it was very different from the monsters there, but still had malicious intentions)

The monster went after Teddy, and I regretted not having walked together with Teddy or at least, followed him close behind. So then for some reason, I went on ahead (I should have stayed behind the monster to keep an eye on it), and caught up with my family, and Grubby was in front of us with Gimmick! Then I told someone from my family that Teddy was nearby (or in danger, I really don't remember) and pass it on, so Grubby and Gimmick hear too. Then we got to our holiday home, and I decided to go out and look for Teddy since he hadnt shown up. My mum wasn't happy about me going out to look for a fictional character, and it was raining too, but I had to go out to find him, so my dad came with me. Sadly, we didn't find him. In the end, we were all in the family car driving to the station or airport (seemingly a very short family holiday together with my cousins Dani and Toni, jus 1 day!) and all I could do was sit sadly and regret not having found or helped Teddy Ruxpin, and now we were leaving there was nothing I could do.

On the way to Grundo

I had another of those dreams where I was flying again, I always feel good during those dreams. Like, really happy and elated, without any stress or worries.

Back to the dream now. I was walking down a street and a little girl came up to me, I think to take me somewhere. Somehow though, I could sense going with her would be a huge mistake and could sense danger round the corner. I was right. Just as I was going round the corner, some men appeared and tried to catch me. Luckily, i was able to fly out of their reach, away from danger so easily. Normally, it takes me a bit to get into the air but this time it happened straight away. As I flew I felt good but then got worried about the little girl. Would she be safe from the men, or was she actually working for them? Poor little girl.

In the next scene, I had landed outside my childhood block in Bulgaria, then flew up to the window of my bedroom and got in - or maybe I got in the usual way. My aunt's husband was in there and being very friendly (more so than in real life as he shouts and gets angry easily), and he asked me where Id been or how I'd got there, so I told him the truth that I'd flown. He laughed at as he obviously didnt believe me so i just decided not to bother trying to convince him. Then i went out of the building and was soon flying again. I really wanted to fly to the Land of Grundo and join Teddy, Grubby and Gimmick, but the dream was ruined when I decided to open my eyes (even though in the dream my eyes were already open, somehow, i thought opening my eyes would take in this awesome sight better, stupid brain). So i opened my eyes which opened my eyes irl, which ended my beautiful dream. 

I didnt get to fly to Grundo after all.

Smashing pots

Had such a funny dream last night, still had a smile on my face when I awoke😂😂😂

I was somewhere together with my family mummy, daddy, auntie lelia Rossi and my cousins Dani and Toni (likely somewhere in a holiday place). My cousins were depressed, and, in an attempt to cheer them up, I gave them lots of hugs and then looked for funny videos on YouTube. I was able to find some hilarious clips of pots and other earthenware smashing, which were actually scenes from a Bulgarian cartoon, a bit like cartoon of The 3 fools, an old Bulgarian comedy cartoon. 

Now usually, pots and ceramics smashing Isn't all that funny, but the way this was being depicted in the scenes was downright hilarious. The funniest scene was of two simply drawn but funny looking characters: one was dragging some pots and ceramics all tied up behind him, which suddenly went BANG BANG! And shot out behind him like torpedoes, while his companion looked on with a comical face.  As we all know, emotions on dreams are exaggerated quite a bit, and it had the desired effect on my cousins and I, we couldn't stop laughing, which followed me into the waking world as I woke up giggling. 

This was the funniest dream I'd had in a long while, and even better, I was able to remember the hilarious facial expression and even draw it:

Trousers thief weirdo

 The venue I was in was very similar to a small corner shop, with shelves and a freezer which I was standing next to. For some reason which only seems to make sense in dreams, I wasnt wearing my trousers, but holding them in my hands! Suddenly, a man in the shop came up to me and asked me to give him my trousers, and even tried reaching for them! Seriously What the Bubapepian. So, thinking he was some poor confused man, I thought he actually wanted an ice cream from the freezer instead, so I reached down and got him one, saying, 'Here dude, have this instead!'

If it wasnt weird enough already, here is where it gets even weirder. Suddenly the man grabbed hold of my trousers in my hand and was pulling them! So I held on and pulled back really hard. I was strong, but so was he. I even screamed like i was being attacked to get him to leave me alone and there were people just standing around watching. Nobody tried to help me, everyone was too busy gawking and filming the whole debacle on their phones. Bubapepian bystander effect. In the end I decided: I cant beat this nutter unless I do something. So I got out a little pair of scissors, and begun cutting the bottom of one of the trousers legs which he was holding (which is impossible in real life, unless I can stretch me arm that far, which I can't). I had cut off a small piece and pulled back really hard, and he let go off my trousers and was left with just a small patch of my trousers that I had cut off. WEIRD.

Stretch and the new girl

I was watching the Casper epie, "Intensive Scare" where mrs Banshee makes Stretch cry. 

For some reason only small part were shown, or the episode wasnt working properly so i felt annoyed at not being able to see it. Then i decided to watch it again thinking it would work properly. 

This time, the episode had changed completely, and it was about Stretch in high school, and he was in love with one of his school mates. Interesting, i thought, this is probably an episode where he finally gets a girlfriend. It turned out however, that this girl didnt really love him and was planning to do something mean, which was planting drugs in his locker, so he gets expelled. How evil! I cant stand it, i have to do something to help poor Stretch 🙁 Now here is the crazy part. I suddenly got inside the cartoon, and was a cartoon high school girl. Enter Rosechan, the chinchilla 😃

In the scene, Stretch had been caught and was gonna be sent home and was looking very sad, and the girl he was in love with (lets call her Violet), was sitting smugly at a table and for some reason her mom had come. Then i said to her mom:

 "Mrs Monet, your daughter is lying to you, and she takes drugs," i said.

 "What? How dare you accuse my daughter of something so malicious!?" her mother asked her shocked.

 "Just look at this then," i said, picking up some leaves from a bowl, which were supposed to be drugs.

 "Whats all this, Violet?" her mother asked, shocked.

 "How can you believe this...this... hey, who the hell are you, anyway?" Violet said doubtfully.

"The new girl." I said, then went over to her, grabbed her and shook her.

"Confess, why dont you? i know you did it!" i yelled.

"Whata re you on about? let me go!!" she cried. Her mother tried to stop me and a few teachers came in. Then, i grabbed hold of her head and made as if to twist it off. Stretch stared wide eyed and wide mouthed. I was so mad. Now i dont normally believe in violence, but sometimes theres no other alternative. At least, in dreams. Well, it worked a charm.

"Ok ok!! I confess i take drugs!"

"And what else?"

"I planted the drugs in Stretch's locker!" At that point all teachers and students had appeared, and Stretch was shocked.

"Why??How could you do such a thing?"

"Because you're so naive!" she choked out, still in my hold.

"But why? Don't you love me?" Stretch asked, nearly crying.

"No, i dont love you, Stretch, and i never have!"

 

At that point the teachers got me off her and she managed to catch her breath. So here is what happened: Stretch was saved, Violet was expelled, i shouldve been too for being violent (or at least gone back to my world), but i stayed on too and was the new student. And Stretch was no longer thinking of Violet but me, and in short time, i became his girl and we were together.